Unglish: Not Interactive - Counteractive!

Three things you need to become a true unprofessional.

1. Be goal-free. If you've been struggling to get to the top of some career or personal development, stop what you're doing. You can't learn English if you hate the approach you've been taking. Competition kills motivation. So stop competing and start winning. You're not a f**king loser - you are a champion!

2. Don't do what you're told. The best offense is a good defense, right? NO! The best offense is to be offensive! Don't let others tell you what to do, only to take credit for you've done. Call them out. F**k politeness. To hell with courtesy, you need a dose of heresy. Unlearn those polite forms of English that only keep you down. Use the language of victory - because you are a winner!

3. Be the Boss! Life is hard. Then you die. NO! Unlearn that SH*T! Life is easy. That's why I live! That's your new motto. Take control of your life, don't let others control it for you. "But how do I get out of this sh*tty job & be my own boss?" We have the answer! Get the English you need to fire your boss! You can develop the attitude... and grow some balls. Some big, hairy, mammoth balls. Fire your A-hole boss - because you are the boss!