Unprofessional Business English
Unlearn Yourself the Unprofessional Way
What does it mean to be unprofessional? It means to be proud of your underachievements and unfulfilled promises and dreams. You want to be satisfied with yourself? OK, go ahead. Satisfy yourself. We'll wait right here. Just wipe your hands when you're done. Keyboards and screens can be a problem if they're sticky.
Unglish is where you'll unlearn to free yourself from the B.S. that's left you unfulfilled, unsatisfied and underwhelmed. Unlearn and practice language you didn't know you needed. Discover how to use gender-free workplace jargon, like; "f*ckwad, @$$-hat and $h*t-for-brains". Perfect when introducing colleagues or meeting clients.
Undevelop new skills: Learn "Leadership by Following", "Innovation Through Imitation" or "How to Solve Problems that You Create."
Unglish. Be the Hero No One Needs.
Unclothe Your Mind
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Unprofessional Online Modules
Students Dislike Learning Languages
172 GJ
of Energy Used to Learn a Language
98.6%
of Languages in Use Are Not English
Tired of the same old boring sh!t? Want to add some spice to your speech? Now is the time to become UNcompetent not INcompetent! Communicate like a true unprofessional!
Join us - and the countless other unsung zeroes - who've elevated themselves to under-appreciated glory! Stop wasting your time, money and energy on pointless business lingo, gringo. Waste it on us, instead!
Hard Core Values
Don't preach ... just practice
Untold
Speak and be heard. Listen and be informed.
Complain and be ignored.
Unknown
What you don't know,
you can learn.
What you don't learn,
you can fake.
Unsung
It ain't what you say,
It's the way that you say it.
It ain't what you play,
It's the way you play with it.
Untied
Free your mind and your ass will follow.
Free your ass - then wipe.
Flush twice... just in case.
Unspoken
"To do is to be."
Nietsche
"To be is to do."
Kant
"Do be do be doo..."
Frank Sinatra
Work the Least. Smoke the Most
