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Need an excuse to get out of work? How about phrases to make sure no one asks you to do anything you don't want to do... ever? Let us help you uncover your inner underachiever! With this course you'll not only become an expert task dodger, you'll also get to unleash backhanded remarks and insults at others so you can evade work in peace! You'll deal out expert terms like: • I have no (f**king) clue what you're talking about. • That's not what I was told / No one told me anything. • Not my (f**king) problem / job. • I'm too (f**king) busy for this (now). • Why don't you get (...) to do it? You'll also inflict some lingo to make sure no one EVER asks you to do anything again. For example: • Give me a (f**king) break, will ya? • Will you get off my (f**king) back? • What the f**k are you talking about? • I don't wanna hear any more (of your / about this) bullsh*t. • (person's name), you make my balls itch. At Unglish, workplace excuses will free you from the work you hate, and let you do what you love doing: absolutely nothing!
You can also join this program via the mobile app. Go to the app